Ah Vision Quest. No one had a clue that Matthew Modine would go on from there to even higher cinematical heights like Married to the Mob and Gross Anatomy. There would have been no Over The Top without Vision Quest. No Over The Top, No “Meet Me Halfway” by Kenny Loggins. The implications are frightening. Wrestling is what made Matthew Modine the massive star he is today. What? Massive. Obscure. Whatever. That’s neither here nor there. What’s important is that I didn’t see any butt draggin’ in Vision Quest and neither did the Fresno County district attorney.

Preston Hill is in trouble with the law after being charged with “using a wrestling move to sexually assault a teammate’. The movie is called the butt drag and it’s customarily used as retaliation if an opponent has wronged a teammate or isn’t moving during a match.

According to a police report, during a July practice Preston used a maneuver informally known as a “butt drag” — which involves grabbing the haunch of an opponent to gain leverage — to roughly and intimately assault a smaller, younger wrestler on his team in retaliation for a supposed affront.

Preston has denied attacking the younger boy, who is 14, telling the investigating officer that he was merely executing a common maneuver that “everyone does,” in order to “to motivate people who don’t move on the mats.”

Some people like getting a finger in the ass during sex but it’s probably not as enjoyable when it comes out of nowhere. It’s like sitting on a bike with a bike seat. Um … or so I’ve heard.

The police in Clovis, a middle-class enclave where wrestling is a proud tradition, say the case began over the summer. The 14-year-old accuser, who has not been identified, told the police that he had been “bullied by several students,” including Preston Hill, who, the younger boy said, had made a habit of taking his drinking water during practice.

On July 15, however, according to the younger boy’s account, he refused to hand his water over, prompting threats from Preston, including menacing gestures. The police report states that at a practice that evening, Preston purposefully stood near the younger boy during a wrestling exercise and, when the coach whistled for wrestling to begin, threw the younger boy down, pinned him to the mat and performed an invasive “butt drag” maneuver.

Listen up, kids. The next time someone tells you to pass the water, do it.

Somewhere in the middle of this wrestling match an actual Muay Thai fight happens.  Not one, but two tables are brought into the ring during this match.  This is sport people.

Wrestlers at Orland High School would have been better off looking into the Ark of the Covenant than spending time with Laura Gallegos. The off-brand Karen Allen has one submission hold that no wrestler can resist.

Gallegos was arrested after sexting and servicing several members of the Shasta High wrestling team.

The Glenn County Sheriff’s Office says the investigation started when they received a call from an Orland area mother who believed her 15-year-old son was receiving explicit text messages from an older woman. The mother told deputies her son was on the Orland High School wrestling team, and while they were at a tournament in Reno, she noticed her son’s cell phone with a saved contact listed as ‘GF’ with a phone number.

By chance, the mother of another wrestler had received a text message from the same number, which belonged to a third mother, Laura Gallegos, who at the time was a teacher’s aid at Shasta High School. The mother told officials when she confronted her son about the text messages, he admitted they had been ‘sexting’ each other.

During this time, a second possible victim, age 17, from Orland and a member of the wrestling team was also identified.

That teen admitted meeting Gallegos for the first time in Red Bluff during his lunch period at school in March, and having sexual contact with her inside a vehicle. The victim also told investigators the suspect had performed a sex act on him while seated in the stands at the wrestling finals in Bakersfield, and that they had met for sex in Corning on a separate occasion.

Gallegos was charged with “two counts of exhibiting lewd material to a minor, three counts of contacting a minor to commit lewd acts, two counts of arranging meetings with a minor to commit lewd acts, one count of oral copulation, and two counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor with a three year, or more, age difference”. Take that, Gary Glitter.

Blowing a kid in the stands during a wrestling tournament is a way to show the team how to perform at any time and any place like Janet Jackson. If a simple teachers aide can perform under pressure, no one on the mat has an excuse. Not only are we going to Red Bluff, off-Brand Karen Allen. We’re going to Orchard and Reno and Redding and then we’re going to Bakersfield to take back the wrestling championship. BYAHHHHHHH!