Normally I tend to throw videos up that involve Random Horrific Violence or something but this one is different in that some insane person attempted a crazy stunt…and ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF. This old teacher jumps from a 40 foot high dive into a babypool, in the freezing cold, wearing nothin but some trunks and a cape. Its brief but awesome.
Lionel Messi may not line the ladies up against a wall, ask for 40 condoms and go to work like Robinho but that’s cool. He doesn’t need to go through all that cause he can make the pants drop like a Jedi knight.
What’s more embarrassing? A grown ass man chasing a kid half his age around an airport for some love or that his pants drop while he’s doing it?
So that’s how Real Madrid felt when Barca whupped them 5-0 earlier this season.
Wisconsin should have started 11 honey badgers on defense in the Rose Bowl instead of a bunch of oversized corn-fed boys. They would have stopped Tank Carder and TCU. You don’t think so? It takes several whacks from a machete to put them down. Wikipedia suggests using a club or a “powerful rifle” to kill a honey badger. Apparently their skin is “impervious to arrows and spears”. Here’s something the honey badger never suspected. Will it blend? Didn’t see that coming, did you? Stupid badger.
We could go on all day about the crazy nasty ass honey badger but we’ll let Randall fill you in. Here’s your nature lesson for the day.
Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit. It just takes what it wants. Kind of like Cam Newton and his dad.
Its now just 2 days til Christmas and the Sea Gals, the Seattle Seahawks cheerleading squad, want to usher in the holiday with a reading of the timeless holiday classic, “Twas the Night Before Christmas”…and who am I to stop them? The Deuce is fully into the holiday spirit this year after listening to the Nuggets rendition of Christmas in Hollis yesterday, so we’re going to keep it going with this. Why not, huh? It just feels right.
Sure this is not really super exciting, but if you wanted to hear the story this holiday season, it might as well be read to you by a bunch of cheerleaders. Check it.
That needed more skin, didn’t it? Well this should make up for it:
This video is kinda trippy. Here’s a helmet-cammed view of what its like parasailing on skis on a mountain range. I can count about six times where I would’ve died had it been me up there.
