Cristiano Ronaldo is missing his calling. Heâs wasting his diving talents in La Liga. He needs to be in Italy where diving is considered an art form. Take Bostjan Cesar for example.
The Chievo defender tackled Interâs Samuelo Etoâo from behind during yesterdayâs match. A free kick was given but that wasnât enough for Etoâo. Check out his reaction after play resumed.
Cesar made the most of the headbutt as it didnât look nearly as hard as Zidaneâs. However Etoâo can bet on a three-game suspension at the least for his actions.
Four minutes into injury time and Napoliâs Ezequiel Lavezzi has one more chance to steal a win against Cagliari. Listen to the announcerâs buildup and goal call. It may not be “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!” but itâs strong. Donât forget to wait for Lavezziâs celebration fail.
Liverpool fans probably wish the advertising boards cut Lavezzi in half. Iâll take the aborted somersault.
If you guessed still being a douchebag, winner winner chicken dinner.
The Fiorentina striker is about to come off his 101st suspension for drug use and heâs already in trouble again. This time, he beat up a waiter who refused to take his Playerâs Club card.
The disgraced Romanian international who is currently serving a suspension from the game for doping, attacked a waiter in a local bar over a dispute about the bill. Witnesses have been explaining that Mutu refused to pay the bill for his drinks as he claimed to have had an account with the establishment.
The waiter, a 28-year-old Yugoslavian man refused to accept the playerâs explanation which resulted in the Viola hit man punching the man in the face breaking his nose. The victim was taken to the nearby hospital at Santa Maria Nuova.
“Donât you know who I am?”
“Eh no … Oh Adrian! Mi scusi! I didnât recognize you at first. Youâre not assuming your regular position of doing lines off a porn starâs ass in a Roman hotel room window!”
In Mutuâs defense, his latest ban was for sibutramine, an appetite suppressant. Unfortunately it doesnât suppress asshole. That appears to be genetic.
No charges have been brought yet but itâs probably safe to assume that someone will be bought off. This is Italian soccer after all.
