Arnold Schwarzenegger is a modern day Thomas Jefferson

Former champion bodybuilder, actor, and governor of the banana republic California has come clean about a love child he had with “the help” about a decade ago. For a guy that used to pose in tiny trunks in front of a thousands of people, this is not the most embarrassing thing he has done in his life.

Let’s just pretend Jingle All the Way never happened either, L.A. Times:

(Maria) Shriver moved out of the family’s Brentwood mansion earlier this year, after Schwarzenegger acknowledged the paternity. The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January. “After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago,” Schwarzenegger said Monday night in a statement issued to The Times in response to questions. “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.

How did this information come to Maria’s attention you ask? Reports of a 10-year-old gringo living in El Sereno with horse teeth and peaks like Big Poppa Pump.

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