Man Impregnated By Arcade Fire Balls At Coachella

Arcade Fire’s balls are so powerful that they light up like a star in the night. The Flaming Lips have to compensate for the lack of fire in their balls by bringing out the panda suits. They’re going to be crushed when they find out Arcade Fire balls are fertile enough to impregnate men.

I was taking a walk in Battery Park during lunch last year when I came across a guy in a dirty panda suit. He was sitting down on a bench to eat his lunch. His shoulders were hunched and his head hung low as if he was thinking of all the bad decisions he made that lead to his current position in life. While this was going on, a kid ran up all excited to see a panda. The guy took off his panda head so he could eat and the kid started screaming. I laughed my ass off. I’m not sure what that story has to do with anything but the panda reference made me think of it.

H/T to Vulture.

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