Adam Dunn Obtains Medical Advice From His Television

We all know that Adam Dunn had his appendix taken out on Tuesday night, but what you might not have known is how Dunn diagnosed the stabbing pains in his side as appendicitis. This is how:

For real.  He saw that Holliday had the same issue and decided that perhaps he should seek medical attention. Does that surprise anyone that the only thing that made him think something was seriously wrong with the stabbing pains in his side was a sports report? Can’t just be me, but then again this is Adam Dunn we’re talking about.

Now, maybe i’m just a product of a highly paranoid mother, but every time I have stabbing pains in my side I am freaking out that I have appendicitis…but then I fart and the pains go away and everything is cool again. Of course, my mother also makes me think I have strep throat whenever I have a mere sore throat, but hey, better to be safe than sorry amirite?

In any case, its a good thing Dunn watches TV I guess, he might’ve been in some serious trouble if he didn’t. That useless organ can kill ya if it blows.

From @ChuckGarfien via this Sox site

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