Cleveland Cavaliers Making History Without What’s his name

(pounds whiskey, wipes away pizza boxes)

Professional basketball left Cleveland for the season on December 2nd, 2010. What has been left in its place is the same thing that Chimpanzee Rage flings around the zoo when he’s had too many beers and wings.

Yes, Byron Scott needs a hug, and also probably for J.J. Hickson to go outside the Q and cut him a switch. The CAVS have been bad. Historically bad, in fact, they have tied the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for most consecutive losses with 26.

Kick me in the jimmy Cleveland Plain Dealer:

This shell of a basketball team absorbed its 26th straight loss, tying the all-time professional sports record set by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in their first two years of existence in 1976-77.
The performance was so bad that coach Byron Scott threw a fit at halftime and another one after the game, when he kept the locker room closed for 30 minutes.

Dan Gilbert was last seen cleaning out 7/11 of Chubby Hubby and Franzia. He’s gonna put on his sweats, watch “House” reruns, and then break every picture of him and Lebron still in the house. Healthy start to getting over an ex.

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