Sometimes You Get The Sh*ts And Sometimes The Sh*ts Get You

Hey there, dog shit boy. Flying through the air so fancy free. It’s hard thing to get your mind around complex shit like abstract math. It’s also hard to keep complex shit in once it gets the mind to cut loose. Just ask the Swiss.

What would you say about a shit so strong that it could cut off electricity? Impossible you say? Artist Paul McCarthy would beg to differ. An inflatable dog shit sculpture created by McCarthy broke free of its moorings and floated away from a Swiss museum. It managed to break a greenhouse window and take down power lines before falling back to earth … on the lawn of a children’s home.

“…The museum was not sure if Complex Shit would be put back on display.”

The deuce is reportedly as large as a house. I’ll never describe any of my masterpieces that way again. A security system was supposed to deflate the crap in case of a storm but it malfunctioned and allowed the shit to float away. Sometimes the shit just got to be free like Minnie Ripperton.

Filed under: Art • Doody • Old School R and B Is The Best • Shit Jokes • Switzerland

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