Dwyane Wade: Solid As A Rock

We recently noted that Dwyane Wade and Britney Spears are dangerously close to living parallel lives. They both seemed to be headed in a downward direction. Little did we know he was extending his business interests overseas. Things are definitely on the up and up.

Wade is going to do more than play basketball in China this summer. He's also going to help the Chinese get their hard on. Black Sports Online found this Chinese ad for sexual enhancement pills. You might notice Wade in the corner giving his best fuck face.

Wade's representatives say he did not give permission for his image to be used. There's nothing to be ashamed of here. The Chinese need all the pleasure they can get after this summer's early unpleasantness. Ramming speed! Sueper sex indeed!