No Way This Goes Wrong

Someone in the Chicagoland area must take one for the team and invite Jay Mariotti to Binny’s on 1132 S. Jefferson on Friday at 11:30. I’d suggest putting a few in him and enough to down a wildebeest in yourself (if you volunteer) since you’re going to spend time with him and possibly witness the greatest beatdown in Chicago history since the ’85 Super Bowl.

Ozzie Guillen will be guest bartending at Binny’s on Friday to celebrate their grand opening. He’s always wanted a piece of Mariotti. We’d suggest getting Ozzie to do a couple shots with you to loosen him up. If you play your cards right, you may even get a little play to top off the evening.

He’ll also being taking pictures and signing autographs for money which will go to charity. You get to give to charity, get drunk, see Mariotti take a beatdown and get some lovin’. Even if you can’t get that douche to Binny’s, you know someone’s going to piss off Ozzie and get dealt with like Javon Walker. “Malibu on the fucking rocks? What the fuck do I look like to you, cabron??”

Filed under: Chicago Bears • Chicago White Sox • Jay Mariotti • Ozzie Guillen • Super Bowl Shuffle

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