Now You Can Settle Your Bets Like A Man
There’s no cheating allowed with this sucker. The pro thumb wrestling ring gives you a professional way to settle all debts, by way of THUMB WAR! This little sucker prevents you from pulling the super deadly, “pointer finger sneak attack” maneuver an lets to and lets two thumbs battle it out, mano a mano…or really pulgar a pulgar. Yea, i know how to use an online dictionary.
Imagine the wars that could have been avoided if two world leaders could have duked it out with this? Hitler didn’t stand a chance! Saddam’s immobile beefy fingers had no chance with Bush’s nimble, hook like digits! Thumb wrestling settles it all.
From Perpetual Kid
Filed under: Thumb Wrestling • War ain't no good for nobody • Wrestling
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