Sashay Shante, Rooney

Wayne Rooney doesn’t takes ‘em 8 to 80 dumb, crippled and crazy like Big Daddy Kane. He takes them dumb and 80 except when it comes to ‘is Colleen. We know how he loves him some dusty granny action on the DL. Now he’s going have to work it and do his thing down the wedding aisle if his cousin has anything to say about it. Good thing he has an open mind.

Rooney is marrying his WAG Colleen in June 2008 and his tranny cousin Stephen wants to be a bridesmaid. In fact, he’s already hitting the shops in hope/anticipation of Colleen asking him to be a part of the wedding.

Friends are worried that the wedding would turn into a spectacle due to Stephen’s antics. However, they shouldn’t be so quick to judge. One friend said, “”Wayne didn’t rule Stephen out so we reckon he’s still in with a chance as a bridesmaid … and he’d do as good a job as posh friends like Victoria Beckham any day.”

Stephen also works at Kentucky Fried Chicken so he could stock the reception at cost or even less if he saves up his shift meals and keeps them frozen until June. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

If this picture is anything to go by, he’ll definitely do a better job than Rio Ferdinand.

Colleen had some “thoughts” on her impending nuptials.

“What I do know is that wherever we marry I’d like a Catholic ceremony and want to be married by a priest. I’m really looking forward to becoming Mrs Wayne Rooney!”

Yeah, Pope Benedict will be down with a drunken Scouser tranny in the wedding party. The Catholic Church’s stance against Scousers hasn’t changed since Liverpool’s founding in 1207.

Filed under: Dirty Thieving Scousers • Manchester United • Relatives • Rupaul • Soccer • Supermodel • WAGs • Wayne Rooney • Weddings

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