That's How The SWP Rolls

Shaun Wright-Phillips wants everybody get their porn on.

When we first heard that SWP (pictured with father Tom Cruise and stepmother Katie Holmes) invested in a porn channel, we thought Tom finally passed on some knowledge for life to his son. Then we took a look at the site.

SWP invested £20,000 in Babe Central (disappointing but still NSFW). He not only invested in the channel but he's also paying the talent. In fact, he's paying above market rates and forcing wages to rise. He's causing problems for the other channels and his neighbors.

“He’s been dropping in at Babe Central with his pals and ogling the girls.

"The flats above have been complaining about Wright-Phillips and his chums making so much noise while they’ve been watching the babes.

“The girls are writhing around in front of the cameras, talking to viewers, while Wright-Phillips and his pals drink champagne.”

Teammate Frank Lampard loves filming himself with the ladies so maybe SWP can get him on board. Ramming speed!