The Suck Heard Round The World
I’ve heard about dialing it in after getting a new contract or moving from temp to perm but this is ridiculous.
The Baltimore Orioles apparently decided that they’ve locked up 4th place so there’s no need to try anymore. Earlier yesterday, manager Dave Trembley had the interim tag removed from his title in recognition of his good work after Sam Perlozzo’s firing. Trembley must have celebrated by giving the team the night off. I can’t think of any other reason why the Orioles would give up 30 fucking runs in one game to the Texas Rangers.
The last time this happened? The fucking 1800s to a team that no longer exists. Oh, the Orioles were up 3-0 so that makes 30 unanswered runs.
The beatdown was felt all over the world. Papers as far away as Australia reported on baseball’s equivalent of Krakatoa.
Trembley probably felt as helpless as Rocky in Rocky IV when Drago killed Apollo. I know I haven’t felt this good about the O’s since 1988. Wild Bill Hagy would be proud.
Something magic happens, every time you go
You make the magic happen, the magic of Orioles’ Baseball!
When the game is close, and the O’s are hot
There’s a thundering roar from 34 to give it all they’ve got
And you never know who’s gonna hear the call
Every game there’s a different star
That’s the magic of Orioles’ Baseball!
Orioles Magic! Feel it happen!
Orioles Magic! Feel it happen!
O - R - I - O - L - E - S !
Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic!
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