Redskins’ Rabach Has A Huge Sack

Stuck at work on a Saturday, I was forced to listen to the Redskins scrimmage on Snyder’s TripleXRadio.com, easily one of the most pornographic radio station names ever. Luckily, in listening to this, it pointed me to Redskins reporter Bram Weinstein’s blogpage, where this Triple X tidbit about Casey Rabach was found:

In what had to be one of the more ridiculous moments of the summer, Larry Michael and I interviewed Jon jansen and Casey rabach on the field after practice, while neither would comment on the large RV they are renting which is parked in the back of the lot at Redskins park..

They go in there together in between practices and do undesirable things…Rabach has a penchant for showing off his nuts in the locker room and did so while we were talking to them.. Larry asked about Rabach’s “brain,” to which he explained how much work he has put into increasing the size of his ballsack.. Jansen agreed that Rabach has one of the largest ballsacks he’s ever seen…Rabach also was mooning the Fox Morning Show live shot yesterday, which apparently could be seen visibly but from a long distance and you’d have to have known what you were looking for.. Rabach and Jansen admit they are always looking for ways to get their ass on TV

Dont you just love football season? The most poignant thing about this story is that Rabach apparently has been enlarging his sack. He must be joking, really, it was a joke. Although, I would love to know what amount of work goes into increasing the size of your nutsack…not that I want to do that sorta thing myself…really.

Update, Apparently our main man Skin Patrol over at Hogs Haven was already all over this story yesterday evening! That, is why he is the man! Here’s his entertaining take.

Filed under: Balls • Casey Rabach • Jon Jansen • NFL • Sack • Washington Redskins

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