Someone Please Create A Caption
We don’t normally do create a caption contests here on the Deuce, but listen to me people…we have to for this. How fucking weird is this picture?? Christ it freaks me out. I know you people are reading this site. We have like a billions ways of determining site traffic. There’s been a bit of chattiness in the comments lately (shout out to my man Skin Patrol), so who else is out there and reading our stuff. Chime in, make a funny caption, let us know who you are so we can get to know our readers. For the love of all creatures big and small this picture is too God-damned freaky to not have a corresponding fucked up caption.
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“Sorry Sandy that we had to send half of you off to the glue factory, I still love you… deeply love you. MUHAHAHAH”
Kinda creeps me out too.
“My Husband is stuffing the other end right now…if you know what I mean *wink*”
So creepy…
“After the show, part of Mr. Ed was preserved for future generations to enjoy.”
Hee hee! He reminds me of my internship in Tijuana! El Jefe the donkey and I were a super awesome team. He was so supportive. Horseys and donkeys yay!
“And wait until you see where I put the other half.”
1. Dude, no. 2. Even if I were inclined, where would I insert?
Make her an offer she can’t refuse.